“I’m doing better than everyone else at life, and I know it upsets people, but that’s just the way it is. I’m great.”
Your assistant hears everything.
“The thing about Libya is that nothing good comes from that region of the world. They don’t do anything good. Let’s just kill them all, take the oil, and be done with it.”
“I’m flexible. Let me tell you about a client I had. She told me she didn’t want to pay the $2,000 retainer fee. She only wanted to pay me $1,800, so I said fine. I’m not going to argue with her. Who cares about the $200. The funny thing about the story, that’s actually not funny at all, is that she was murdered a month later. And to this day they’ve never found her killer…. So, life is weird sometimes!”
“I’m gonna go to the bathroom, then I’m gonna go to lunch, then I’m gonna come back.”